Staff meeting

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 14-Mar-2005 15:55:18

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered,
the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra
advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra.
Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie,
the rest of the week went very well for everyone. The top ten were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there >overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.

Post 2 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Monday, 14-Mar-2005 17:07:35

lol! I laughed my ass off!

Post 3 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 15-Mar-2005 13:31:22

lol that was great! lol Weir, yesterday I tried posting a coment in this topic, but there wasn't an edit field underneeth the last poast. But, that was on my other computer so I don't know. lol

Post 4 by Chels666 (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 15-Mar-2005 13:32:03

lol that was great! lol Weir, yesterday I tried posting a coment in this topic, but there wasn't an edit field underneeth the last poast. But, that was on my other computer so I don't know. lol

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 16-Mar-2005 10:35:05

LOL! A killer.